sweetsansa: i can’t look at joffrey and not think of lemongrab
ichkindersurprise: gosh darn it SAM you better of picked up that dagger before running way
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
ONE OF THESE IS A FAKE TATTOO, THE OTHER IS REAL
behindbobsburgers: You won’t have a hard time figuring out which is which unless you just don’t understand what tattoos are. Bob’s fan Aileen Valadez hipped us to these. The Louise arm belongs to Ms. Tara Armov (NOTE: Tara Arnov is not her real name. It is a roller derby name. Hello to all Bob’s fans who do roller derby! Anecdotal evidence suggests there are quite a few of you.) Get a...
weirdsynthnoises: urqtgf: How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
trillow: starllex: trillow: look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs a few give or take
indiawhat: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg your mom turned into the dog
I really, really despise going to the gym in shorts. I despise doing anything in shorts; and yet, here I am, at the gym, wearing shorts and feeling as if everyone is just staring at how fat I am. Great way to start the day.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: last week my entire class went to saint patricks cathedral in the city for our senior mass and when it started this really old serious looking priest went up to the mic and the entire place was silent and he just looked at the crowd for a moment and then went ‘WHEN I SAY JESUS YALL SAY LIVES’ AND HE STARTED SCREAMING JESUS AND EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIVES AND EVERY...
If Tim Burton did...
can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: thewinchestersgrimm: idaresayihavetoomany: The Avengers The Hunger Games BBC Sherlock Harry Potter Holy shit The Sherlock ones don’t look different